She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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