there was a trapeze. enough said
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Randomize
