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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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