Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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