I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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