Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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