Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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