Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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