I'm really into asian looking animals
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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