My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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