You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just want nice things and good sex
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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