Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
So vagazzling was a success
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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