Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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