I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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