All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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