put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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