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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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