So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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