nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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