I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You did what with his pubic hair?
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