Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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