The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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