oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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