Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
