Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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