don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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