Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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