Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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