He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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