and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He felt like a one man threesome
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
