Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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