Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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