just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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