I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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