it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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