He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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