it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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