You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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