i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize