Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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