I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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