girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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