Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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