so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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