If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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