I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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