you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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