Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
