worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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