You made me cry and you don't even care
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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