Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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