My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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