I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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