I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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