I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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