he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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