Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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